Craig-Hulk go SMASH the computers of bad woman’s magazine.
Craig-Hulk’s mother (Hulk-Mom) buy magazine every week at Hulk-grocery store.
It full lies and BS. Make Craig-Hulk mad. Magazine cover say, “Miracle weight loss pill
Craig-Hulk call BS.
Even dumb-dumb Craig-Hulk know ‘miracle pill’ no exist.
Magazine lie. Magazine also say, “burn 2600 calories in 45 minutes”.
More BS, say Craig-Hulk. Craig-Hulk no dumb-dumb.
Ok, Craig-Hulk kind of dumb-dumb, but not THAT dumb-dumb.
Magazine full of lies and recipes for cupcakes. No joke.
That why Craig-Hulk mad.
Because Hulk-Mom buy magazine because of lies and it do bait-and-switch. Magazine promises weight loss advice but give recipes for 2000-calorie meals that no help Hulk-Mom’s health.
Even Bally-Hulk-Dog no like magazine.
(But he like Hulk-Dog-Treat…you give if you see Bally-Hulk-Dog. He Hulk-lick you).
Craig-Hulk say ignore bad magazines.
Instead, find real fat loss info in Joel-Hulk report here. See picture of Craig-Hulk beside hot she-hulk Minka on page 22.
She-Hulk good. Make Craig-Hulk less angry at bad magazine.
And Joel-Hulk show you burn fat all day.
Also make Craig-Hulk happy see you get result – best result ever with science from Joel-Hulk.
You learn H-MRT.
Hulk-Metabolic Resistance Training. Supersets of car tosses and car smash.
That’s how Craig-Hulk do MRT. He burn calories. Lots.
But no lie and say 2600 in 45 minutes like bad magazine.
You go. You get. You-Hulk. You-SMASH fat. You-good.
PS – Tomorrow you get Craig-Hulk H-MRT workout.
But today you get Joel-Hulk report here.