My Advice to Teenagers Who Want Money

My Advice to Teenagers Who Want Money

She said “No!” to me and slammed the door. She was on my paper route. I asked out every girl on my paper route. All three of them. I liked having a captive audience. I would hand them the paper and say, “Want to go to a movie?” They all said “No.” Well, one girl said,...
10 Reasons to Quit Your Job

10 Reasons to Quit Your Job

This was going to end badly. My boss screamed at me in front of my colleagues. I had done something wrong, of course. I had sent a product to the client without debugging it thoroughly. It was my fault. But I don’t like being yelled at. Fortunately, I was sitting on a...
Who is in Your Scene?

Who is in Your Scene?

My wife Claudia asked me, “What took you the longest in your life to understand?” I don’t know if I understand anything in my life. I don’t say this with self-modesty. Every day I learn something where I say to myself, “why didn’t I learn that before?” But I know the...