A Short Lesson in Quality Advertising
- WEALTHY: A marketing secret that took me 15 years to learn (Michael Masterson)
- HEALTHY: Fight cancer and heart disease with your toothbrush (Dr. Al Sears)
- WISE: George H. Lewes on sincerity
ALSO IN THIS ISSUE:
- Feedback Friday: The debate rages on
- What George Steinbrenner looks for in his coworkers
- Add "favonian" to your vocabulary
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A Short Lesson in Quality Advertising
By Michael Masterson
You might be surprised to know that I rarely see the advertisements that appear in ETR before they are published. As the founder and first author of this e-zine, shouldn’t that be my responsibility?
Yes and no. I do feel a responsibility to improve the ads we run - and by "improve," I mean to make them better for our readers. The cynic will believe otherwise. He will suppose that my only interest is in seeing those ads "pull better," i.e., to achieve a higher response rate and thereby add more money to ETR’s bottom line. But the truth, is I am not worried at all about ETR’s bottom line, because long ago I handed over the profit management responsibilities to other people.
Today, ETR is run by MaryEllen Tribby, a powerhouse business builder and marketing expert. MaryEllen, working with the super-terrific ETR staff, is doing a great job of growing revenues and putting a good percentage of them on the bottom line. So with MaryEllen and the ETR marketing team focusing on input, I can pay attention to output. And to me, that is entirely governed by how good and useful ETR readers find our products and services.
The Hypey vs. Less-Hypey Question
When you are in the direct-marketing business, there is a strong temptation to boost sales by hyping the product you’re selling with sensationalistic language. The temptation arises not from the schlocky hearts of direct marketers but from the experience of testing hypey copy versus less-hypey copy.
As it turns out, a fairly large number of our marketers have no business background when they begin. Instead, they come to us - to ETR and Agora - with liberal arts degrees and ambitions to become historians or philosophers or musicians or ecologists. So whenever we do a hypey versus less-hypey test, both I and these young do-gooders hope that the less-hypey copy will prevail. But it seldom does. Otherwise intelligent and sensitive readers consistently make buying decisions based on over-the-top promises and cliche-laden language over more reasonable copy.
Since we like to think that the testing and analysis part of direct marketing is a strictly scientific business, we reject the counsel of our inner brain when it tells us that hype is wrong … and we go with the hypey version of an ad because the test "told us" our readers prefer it.
As I’m sure I’ve mentioned before in ETR, I’ve been involved in such tests at least 100 times, and in most cases the hype won. I didn’t want it to be so, but it was. Being a dutiful direct-mail scientist, I "listened to the market" and wrote - and taught others to write - hypey headlines and leads for ads. They worked. But I never felt good about them.
The Highlander Club Experience
Then, a few years after I started to work with Agora (and perhaps because of it), I started to develop a different idea. The idea came from an experience I had with a business we called The Highlander Club.
The Highlander Club was meant to appeal to the business- and income-opportunity marketplace. Sandy Franks, Nina Rose (now gone - a great tragedy), and I wrote the promotions for it, and we had great, fast success. By coming up with clever products and promoting them to our Highlander Club members with unrestrained copy, we were able to grow from nothing to $5 million in sales in less than two years.
And the company was very profitable - at least for those first two years. We grew again the third year - we might have reached $10 million, if I’m not mistaken - but our profits disappeared. The next year, we struck gold with a great new product, and the profits were back. But the following year, there were big losses.
We were working very hard and the business was growing. But after five years, on an accumulated basis, we hadn’t made any money. What went wrong?
One theory was that our Highlander Club members were not "quality" buyers. (When direct marketers talk about "quality" buyers, what they generally mean is how much money those customers are willing to spend on products sold through direct marketing.)
Compared to other Agora divisions, Highlander Club members were indeed very low-quality buyers. Their average lifetime spending was about one-fifth that of Agora’s typical investment/financial product buyers. But when I looked at their actual history of buying, I noticed something curious: Many Highlander Club members were buying very well during the first year of their membership … but over time, they bought less and less. Also, when I looked at the segment of membership that had migrated to us from the Agora financial files, I could see that they were spending much less with us than they were spending with other divisions.
Why were otherwise good "quality" customers spending less with us than they typically spent? And why did they become more reluctant to respond to our ads with time?
The answer, of course, was that we were recruiting perfectly good people into the Highlander Club with some very strong promotions that promised lots of very good things. But after they became members and began to experience those benefits, they found us long on hype and promise but short on usefulness and sincerity. In other words, we began a relationship with promises we weren’t keeping - and we eventually got our just desserts when our members stopped responding to our ads.
They just didn’t believe us any more.
An Important Discovery About Long-Term Profits
Despite record-breaking growth, we were forced to close The Highlander Club because it couldn’t make consistent profits. Although I was disappointed to see something that I’d helped start come to an end, I was extremely excited by the discovery I’d made: that short-term, direct-marketing results don’t necessarily determine long-term profits.
This is such an important secret - and is so widely unknown in the direct-marketing world - that it bears repeating: Short-term marketing results don’t necessarily determine long-term profits.
The reason is simple. Your customers may initially be responsive to bells and whistles, but in the long run what they want from you is honesty, sincerity, integrity, and value.
Yes, you can make quick bucks in the direct-marketing business by bowling your customers over with inflated claims and exaggerated promises and hyperbolic language - but those bucks won’t keep coming once they figure out who you really are and what you’re really up to.
I was very happy to have come to this noble perspective, even if it took me 15 years longer than it could have. It made me feel free to promote what I always secretly wanted to promote: less hype and more value!
Not everyone buys what I’m selling now, because the test results still continue to favor the hypey copy. But since I’ve been looking at my businesses in this light, I’ve noticed that the ones that have done the best over the long term have been those where the editorial and marketing copy have been consistent in terms of the promises made and the way the promises are expressed.
The businesses that are today enjoying very high profit margins and steady growth (after super-strong early runs) are those that spend most of their creative time trying to deliver better, more useful ideas.
Good writing, as any longtime ETR reader knows, is good ideas simply expressed. If you want to be a successful information publisher for the long term, you must become an expert at developing good and useful ideas, not overwhelmingly seductive advertising.
That’s My View. Now … What Do You Think?
We can - and surely will - continue to talk about this subject on an ongoing basis in ETR. If you have comments or questions about it, I’d like to hear them.
On my blog, I’ve posted two memos that I recently sent to the ETR marketing team - one about a recent ETR advertisement that I found to be hypey and insincere, the other about an ad that I thought was pretty good.
Read the ads and the memos … and let me know if you agree or disagree with what I said. Send your comments with the subject line "Less Hype, More Value" to ReaderFeedback@gmail.com.
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Preventing Serious Disease Starts in Your Mouth
By Al Sears, MD
There is considerable evidence that taking care of your gums protects you from heart disease. It has to do with the fact that bacteria in your mouth can enter your bloodstream and trigger an inflammatory process that causes deposits of plaque to narrow artery walls … thus increasing your risk of heart attack and stroke.
But that’s not the only reason to make regular visits to the dentist. Today, I ran across a surprising study in The Journal of the National Cancer Institute indicating that having healthy gums can also dramatically lower the risk of one of the deadliest cancers.
Researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health found that the men with periodontal disease who participated in the study had a 63 percent higher risk of developing pancreatic cancer than the men with healthy teeth and gums. They concluded that inflammation was the primary cause.
You can keep your gums healthy by taking three easy steps: (1) Visit your dentist for a thorough cleaning every six months, (2) brush your teeth twice a day and floss once a day, (3) take these antioxidants to quench oxidation …
- Vitamin C. This high-powered antioxidant reduces the inflammation associated with gingivitis. It also repairs the connective tissues of your gums. 500 mg twice a day.
- CoQ10. Not just a "heart miracle" nutrient, CoQ10 is capable of reversing gum disease too. For preventing gum disease, I recommend 60 mg once a day. I’ve seen this help repair visibly damaged gum tissue. For added heart disease protection, increase to 100 mg a day.
- Zinc. As an essential mineral, zinc penetrates plaque on your teeth and oxidizes anaerobic bacteria, resulting in less plaque formation. Take 30 mg daily.
- Vitamin E. This versatile antioxidant can help repair damaged gum tissue. Take 400 IUs daily.
[Ed. Note: Dr. Sears, a practicing physician and the author of The Doctor’s Heart Cure, is a leading authority on longevity, physical fitness, and heart health.]
Feedback Friday: ETR’s Words to the Wise, Part 2
ETR’s daily Word to the Wise column is one of our most popular features - and elicits a tremendous amount of feedback from our readers. We printed some of the comments we’ve been receiving in ETR #1943. Here’s more …
"One of my favorite parts of your e-zine is Word to the Wise. It’s true that I may not ever use the words offered, but I truly believe that part of the demise of our educational system has been our willingness to not only allow but in some cases encourage the misuse of our language. If you don’t understand the meaning of words, then you can’t possibly understand our Constitution, laws, policies that we vote on, the Bible, or directions on a prescription."
Elise Scivolette
Poughkeepsie, NY
"Mr. McNeese hit the pig on its proboscis; it’s the nuances and connotations carried by the less common words that enrich, expand, and exemplify the full meanings of your thoughts. Carry on, and expand …"
F. Harris
Washington, TX
"Some years ago, I stopped reading Newsweek magazine, not because the writers used big obscure words, but because they used them inappropriately. After carefully looking at the definition of some of the words being used, I came to the conclusion the writers were not erudite, but totally the opposite. That by no means is an attack on the appropriate use of many of the uncommon words in our very diverse English language.
"One of the best ways they are used is in well-crafted literature. My wife is a reader who keeps my dictionary (purchased in 1964) close at hand. I frequently find lists of words she has come across in the books and high-quality magazines she reads. She not only writes them down, but many times writes out the definitions. When we watch classic movies together, we often find the screenwriter used uncommon words. We hit pause and grab our trusty Webster’s.
"Why do these writers use such words? I can only surmise it is to lend a flavor or create a tone not possible without them.
"As our civilization progresses on this planet, we may well rue the day we allowed our language to become corrupted to the point where words become meaningless … where words like ‘bad’ means good and ‘gay’ means homosexual - where we need a court to determine what the definition of ‘is’ is!"
Rod Newbound
Mount Vernon, WA
Bihari Mehta
Anaheim, CA
Worth Quoting: George Steinbrenner on Working With the Right People
"This is a rule that my late father, Henry George Steinbrenner II, taught me when I was a young man. Surround yourself with amazingly intelligent men and women. The people I work with not only are smarter than I am, possessing both intellectual and emotional intelligence, but also share my determination to succeed. I will not make an important decision without them."
(Source: Business 2.0)
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Word to the Wise: Favonian
"Favonian" (fuh-VOH-nee-un) - from the Latin for "the west wind" - refers to something that is soft/mild/gentle.
Example (as used by Norah Labiner in Our Sometime Sister): "As God said to Adam on one of those favonian edenic days, ‘Pick a bone, any bone.’"
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